AJ, Destroyer of Things. (fleurdelista) wrote in metaquotes,
AJ, Destroyer of Things.
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On the Hans Island conflagration...

As we all know, Canada and Denmark are having a little fight over a tiny rock somewhere in the Arctic, and it's causing much diplomatic consternation. So, I was discussing this in my journal in a locked post, and I said (here for context, I'm not the witty one here):

fleurdelista: That random battle with Denmark just cracks me up. I want a godforsaken rock just so I can spark a fight between two nominally peaceful countries.

mencc1701: We thought that we'd struck a deciding blow by opening a Tim Hortons, and beginning to open the proceedings to have the Florida Panthers moved to Hans Island, but our war canoes filled with donuts were stopped short by the blockade of Viking longships. Such is life.

*shrugs* It amused me.
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