nemesisnomiko:"A GI Joe doll."
"Not a doll. A manly military action figure."
"It's a doll."
"NO. IT'S NOT."
"Look. If I can put Barbie clothes on it, it's a doll."
"Barbie clothes won't fit him. He's too manly."
*ten minutes and one trip to Pediatrics later...*
"See my dolly?"
"Dammit."
