In response to a customers_suck post, where someone related a freudian slip: "A - Okay, so here's your gay pass. I mean, gate pass. GATE. GATE pass.
flyingtuck made this comment:
Actually had something like that happen once when I was on vacation with a guy I was dating. He took offense. I broke down laughing at the counter and saying "See? I told you you were an obvious queer!"
...I slept in the car that night.