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The Joys Of Motherhood ^_~

This is an excerpt/quote from rhiannontherose's LJ, where she's sharing some of her experiences as a new mommy, breastfeeding "in the open". Posted with permission, of course


The one Keainid really liked the story of was a woman who announced her sudden interest in us with, "WAS IT NATURAL?" Now, I'd paused in my walking to try to give Jamie his pacifier back before he started getting upset and crying, as he'd lost it from his mouth and it had fallen down the Bjorn between us. Accomplishing this, while soothing him, was taking my concentration. I hear that pre-scream panting, and my attention is all on my baby. Ahh, but she just couldn't wait for an answer. She lauched herself off of the bench at us, and started working herself into her own frenzy.

"WAS IT NATURAL?" HEY, WAS IT NATURAL? I'M ASKIN' YOU, WAS IT A NATURAL BIRTH? HEY! VAGINAL? DID YOU DELIVER VAGINALLY?"
[after taking care of Jamie] "Have any good orgasms lately?"
"WHAT?"
"You ask about mine, I ask about yours."

There's more there, but this one just got me ^_^
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