This weekend I am a volunteer at the Hillside Music festival. I am whipping out my camping gear. I have this awesome tent that I bought in France. French people are serious about their outdoor pursuits. This tent is so crazy and overengineered, I think it will be very comfy. The first time I used it it was at this French rave where everyone was insane and did cocaine and stuff. Not my thing. WTF -- why do French people need cocaine -- as if the constant drinking and chain smoking and creme-brulee-cracking-with-a-spoon isn't enough for them?