LONDON (Reuters) - The word "fail" should be banned from use in British classrooms and replaced with the phrase "deferred success" to avoid demoralizing pupils, a group of teachers has proposed.
Yes, let us all bow down and worship the great god Self-Esteem!
"But Master, I am not worthy!"
If you must insist on feeling so, go undertake your life's task and jump off that cliff over there.
"But I can't do that either. I'll die!"
You must think you can survive! The laws of physics are irrelevant!
Okay, I'll quit sarcastically dialoguing with myself. But seriously...*hits self on head repeatedly*