Kendall (justaredherring) wrote in metaquotes,
Kendall
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from calcslacker:

LONDON (Reuters) - The word "fail" should be banned from use in British classrooms and replaced with the phrase "deferred success" to avoid demoralizing pupils, a group of teachers has proposed.

Yes, let us all bow down and worship the great god Self-Esteem!

"But Master, I am not worthy!"

If you must insist on feeling so, go undertake your life's task and jump off that cliff over there.

"But I can't do that either. I'll die!"

You must think you can survive! The laws of physics are irrelevant!



Okay, I'll quit sarcastically dialoguing with myself. But seriously...*hits self on head repeatedly*
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