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OH NOES!

I hope this one hasn't already been quoted, but if so, my apologies. I never thought I would metaquote something Harry Potter related but.. here's another!

dancingdrew expresses thoughts on the entire series.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/dancingdrew/240999.html

GOOD GOD ALL THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS ARE THE SAME.

I'm like 1/3 to 1/2 of the way through it.

Harry: "THEY'RE ALL OUT TO GET ME!"
Hermione: "Harry, I think you're full of crap."
Harry: "NO I'M SERIOUS GUYS BAD PEOPLE WILL KILL ME ANY SECOND NOW."
Ron: "Harry, shut up, okay? I'm being emo because I totally want to bang Hermione and she's mad at me because I'm a total idiot."
Harry: "OMG THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS! ALSO I'M HEAD-OVER-HEELS ROMANTICALLY INTERESTED IN SOMEONE I HAVE NO PREVIOUSLY TELEGRAPHED ROMANTIC INTEREST IN!"
Dumbledore: "stfu n00b. But I still like you for some reason."
Harry: "GUYS, I WAS WRONG, THEY DON'T WANT TO KILL ME. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE DO. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!"
Everyone: "Oh noes, poor Harry!"
Everyone bails out the brat while he somehow manages to get the credit.
Everyone: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
*chime of impending doom for next book in series*

WHY DO WE LOVE THESE BOOKS SO MUCH?!
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