Lachesis (lachesis) wrote in metaquotes,

My friend jadasc was invited to see Charlie & the Chocolate Factory this weekend, and this was his reply:
reposted with permission; post to metaquotes suggested by heinleinfan. EDIT: p.s. - please don't post more of "It's not a remake". The subject's been covered, er, a lot. Just enjoy the song. thanks. :)

Oompa, loompa, doompa-dee-dee.
This weekend's bad; I'll be in D.C.
Won't be back 'til Monday 'round 2,
Oompa, loompa, doompa-dee-doo.

What do you get from a classic remake?
Some warped childhood dreams and a blinding headache.
No one remembers that "Apes" movie trick?
I'd rather see the Wild-er flick.

(I could catch a midnight show.)

Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dah-dee.
It might be wise to plan without me.
"Half-Blood" party keeps me here, too.
So 'till half-past ten I'm doompa-dee screwed.

It's the little things, right?
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