There is a specific branch on a specific tree in our backyard on which squirrels like to urinate. . . . Unfortunately, the branch is right outside our dining room window. Recently, we had company over for dinner & there was a water show... like white trash Bellagio. I will stop at nothing to impress dinner guests. We're not talking about small bladders either. Who knew. Who cared? Ignorance is swell -- especially when squirrel potty is the topic.
I'm envious. I don't have squirrel urinals in my yard. (The bolding is mine. That's the part that made me chortle.)