Context: Things we hate in slash writing.
ETA: This was not my list. Quoted person wished her sooper-sekrit-identity® to remain sooper-sekrit.
"On the topic of things that annoy me in slash fic, today's pet peeve is stupid euphamisms for orgasm.
-hot slick lovejuice
-little soldiers of love"
The whole list is great, but those were the ones that cracked me up.