Children's books are these beautiful, wonderful masterpieces that can be loved by all ages. If you ask me, children's books are not children's books, they're books for all ages, all reading levels. So if you're telling me I can't read them because I'm not a child, go join the damned Everbank lady and KISS MY INNER CHILD'S ASS.
The rest of the post covers warning labels on sodas and a brief snark at the Pope. Go. Read. Love her.