Carmarthen (carmarthen) wrote in metaquotes,
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Cavemen

Four hours later, no response from Hardware. So I wander over and poke them. "Oi," I say. "What should I do with this monitor?"

They look up from their hard-fought games of Solitaire and Minesweeper.
"Ug," says one. "Grunt," says the other. "Ug, ug urrrrrrrg!" says the
first, scratching his armpits. They pick fleas off each other for a
while, then the second says, his face contorted with concentration,
"Goods In." The other nods emphatically, hammers his chest and lets out a
territorial howl.

I translate this as, "Please clearly label your monitor with your call
reference number and take it down to Goods In. They will co-ordinate a
replacement."


Thus saith anejo, here. I wish I could be that witty in my distress.
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