John (spikeindenver) wrote in metaquotes,
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I feel like metaquoting a "celebrity" is probably a horrible thing to do, but I about spit milk on my keyboard when I read this. If you're not reading Alton Brown...you should be!

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http://www.altonbrown.com/pages/rants.html#112110358457886649


Dear Tom Cruise,

Your lack of belief in the existence of clinical depression tells me one thing: you didn’t spend $10. to see War Of The Worlds. If vitamins can possibly help me out of this spiraling funk, please let me know which ones. Dinos? Pebbles? Freds?

Please, I’m crying out for help.

Alton Brown
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