I SMASH YOU DEEEEEAD!
(well, my seven year old sister reads this journal)
GODDAM CRICKET LIVING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!
Screw good luck!
ALL CRICKETS BRING IS INSOMNIA!
Which is only good luck if I have a carbon monoxide leak and am therefore still awake to sense this and get out in time, but since I DON'T HAVE A FUNCTIONING HEATER THIS IS NOT LIKELY!
*throws shoes at cricket*