I have to admit, I'm taking a certain evil pleasure in following the whole Tom Cruise and his child bride Katie Holmes thing.
The whole thing is just delightfully bizarre, and continues to get more so.
Katie, the poor lass, has an official handler from the cult Church of Loons Scientology, Jessica Rodriquez.
Recently, during an interview with "W" magazine, Ms. Rodriguez was feeding Katie answers (Katie thinking how to describe Tom, Rodriguez says "Tell them he's awesome", etc.). I just flashed back to Grima Wormtongue... this whole thing just cries out for a Rodriguez Wormtongue parody.