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We would giggle and I would floor the accelerator while I leaned as far back in the driver's seat as I could, and not just due to the G-forces of acceleration.
"You know," telaryn would say, "getting a ticket is not going to help this situation at all."
"Yeah," I would reply. "But maybe I can get the police officer to kill the spider before he writes me up...."
"Oh." She would be quiet for a moment and then speak. "Good to know you have a plan."