Captain Oblivious (maggiebloome) wrote in metaquotes,
Captain Oblivious
maggiebloome
metaquotes

  • Mood:
In fanficrants, from sugartits about kissing scenes described as battles:

Screw Helm's Deep, Gandalf and Sauron should have just had a really aggressive kissing match and sorted things that way*

*Yes, I am aware that Sauron is a giant floating eyeball and has no tongue to speak of.


...it was the footnote that got me. XD

And in a comment by bpcslave:

Battle of Tongues Deep. Mmmmmmm...

And Sauron could always use the Mouth of Sauron, you know. Just imagine the gaping-mouthed goldfish snog he could inflict...


Whole entry here: http://www.livejournal.com/community/fanficrants/891059.html
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 8 comments