Captain Oblivious (maggiebloome) wrote in metaquotes,
Captain Oblivious

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In fanficrants, from sugartits about kissing scenes described as battles:

Screw Helm's Deep, Gandalf and Sauron should have just had a really aggressive kissing match and sorted things that way*

*Yes, I am aware that Sauron is a giant floating eyeball and has no tongue to speak of. was the footnote that got me. XD

And in a comment by bpcslave:

Battle of Tongues Deep. Mmmmmmm...

And Sauron could always use the Mouth of Sauron, you know. Just imagine the gaping-mouthed goldfish snog he could inflict...

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