We assure you that Lord Dan has your best interests at heart, and is doing this to stop yet another generation of mulleted dullards being raised by people who aren't qualified to baby sit a potato, much less turn a small bag of howling meat into a productive member of our brave new world.
And so without further ado, please look to the form below and fill out these simple questions. Keep in mind that you will be hooked up to a lie detector during the test, and please ignore what looks to be a trapdoor directly underneath your seat.
1) Do you have a mullet?
2) Do you listen to Creed?
3) Did you believe that Saddam Hussein had sneakily been helping Osama Bin Laden by using his terrorist mind powers?
And it continues on from there. But I found the beginning the funniest.