When discussing FMA alchemist Mary-sues who turn themselves into cat-girl chimeras, we get gold. Pure. Freaking. Gold.
maplepancakes: "Yay! I'm going to be a kitty girl!....AHHHH! Why can't I walk upright?!"
madsqueeble: "And why do I have the overwhelming urge to climb a tree...aw nooooes! I can't get DOWN! HELP!"
maplepancakes: "Mouse! mousemousemousemouseCHASEIT! ...AHH! I killed a mouse! Mmm, tasty...nooooooooes!"
madsqueeble: And let's not forget coughing up hairballs. Mmmmmmm hairball angst.
"I love you, Mary Sue."
"I love you, Roy."
"We will be together for- are you okay? You don't look so well."
[insert evil Al *bing*face here]
"Yay! I'm going to be a kitty girl! Here pussy!"
"Ah no wait! Kitty come back! The process is almost--"