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XXX-Files

[Tea and Jane boldly walk across the hall, chatting animatedly.]
Tea: Yes, but if Mulder and Scully grow old and crusty on the boat, and he and Scully share an intimate moment, then they can't possibly be getting it on, I mean their bones would dislodge--
Jane: [pitying look.] No, when I said "intimate" moment I didn't mean a sexual intimacy. I meant that they have a brief fond interlude before Mulder loses consciousness.
Tea: [baffled.] But, if Mulder loses consciousness, then there's no possible way he and Scully are going to shag, I mean honestly.
Jane: [snort.] There is no "shagging" in this episode.
Tea: False advertising!
Jane: I did not falsely advertise! You asked me if Scully and Mulder ever get intimate, and I said yes, there are a few episodes wherein their tense fondness for each other comes in play, and--
Tea: FOR GOD'S SAKE, DO THEY EVER GET IT ON?
Jane: Yes! But it's in episo--
[Tea and Jane stop dead in their tracks. Tea's ALPHA CRUSH whips around the corner.]

teabeard, here.

Oh, this is beateaful.
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