"MORMONS! At the front of the apartment! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RING THE DOORBELL!"
COME ON MISSIONARIES! I want some entertainment!! LEMME DEBATE THE BOOK OF MORMON! COME ON! LET'S TALK ABOUT THE PEARL OF GREAT PRICE! COME ON! I CAN BRING IT, BOYS! I haven't had some good BoM debate for ages! The first chruch I ever stepped foot in was the Mormon church of a friend. I was 9 or 10. I was *shocked* that they were taking it seriously-- until that point I'd really figured the whole thing was just a big running gag. Ahhhhhh come on boys! I want my own planet! Near Koleb! Please!!