Subtlety? Not my strong suit. (all_ephemera) wrote in metaquotes,
Subtlety? Not my strong suit.

After a whiny flocked post of mine about my disturbing lack of a sex drive, my friend scary_being_me  had these suggestions to offer:

"Or it could be that you're in a rut. Try something new.

Have sex in a risky place.
Try a kink that interests you; but you've been afraid to try.
Act out one of your fantasies. Use props and costumes if necessary.
Have him give you a full body massage with flavored oil.
Buy a new toy and let him try it out on you. For added fun, let him pick it out for you.
Go to a bar separately. Pretend you don't know each other. Make him pick you up. Don't make it too easy.
Go someplace public. Discreetly have foreplay for a couple of hours.
Wear clothes you don't mind getting destroyed. Let him rip them off of you. Don't make it too easy.

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