I have a mitten and a chicken puppet! (tzikeh) wrote in metaquotes,
I have a mitten and a chicken puppet!
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MOOSE! MOOSE EVERYWHERE!

uncut_diamond Has this warning for Americans about the legalization of gay marriage in Canada:

Our stop lights don't work, our tv channels are off the air and the radio plays nothing but Cher. God Himself appeared over Ottawa - our capital - slapped His Holy Forehead and said "What the fuck, you hoosers?"

Jesus is content to merely run around in a Speedo, snapping people with a wet towel.

Bugger's got really good aim too . . .

Full entry here.
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