Tobias says, "Bizarre news of the day: TEHRAN (AFP) - Perplexed by the vitriol of US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice's attacks on Iran, one lawmaker believes he has uncovered the secret of her enmity -- that she was spurned by an Iranian boyfriend at college. "The reason that the US secretary of state attacks Iran is because she had her heart broken by a young man from Qazvin while they were students," a confident Shokrollah Attarzadeh was quoted by the ISNA agency as saying."
Tobias says, "See, Condi's dad gave him the family food cart in exchange for an engagement promise..."
Frito beats Mike.
Tobias says, "Iranma. :)"
Butterfly Nurse Super Taft says, "'Aiyah! You fall in pool of drowned ayatollah! That pool carries very terrible curse!'"
Tobias says, "I guess Genma would be the Shah."
Akio imagines Kuno ululating.
Tobias says, "Iranma's persistent rival would be Saddam Hibiki, angry that he had repeatedly taken Saddam's bread and the province of Diyala."
Iron Lung Tomos says, "However, Saddam Hibiki has a terrible sense of direction, and instead of attacking Iranma, occassionally heads south into Kuwait."
Tobias says, ""Damn you, Iranma! Because of you, I've seen MESOPOTAMIA!""