I took an informal poll today: Most people still find Tom Cruise attractive so I'm just going to have to suck it up and accept that bat shit crazy is the new black.
Side note: Tom isn't gay, that's not getting blamed on us, he's all yours guys.
Other Note to landscaping business: Garden of Eve doesn't make one think of landscaping, it sounds like a place where you can buy really cool sex toys.
I get to live with this. And I thought the same thing when I saw that landscaping truck.