USDA fails to find the cause of the tiger attack on Roy Horn. Oh HEY, USDA! You want to know why the tiger attacked Horn? It's...because he's a f***king TIGER.
Christopher Walken says that a good marriage is based on timekeeping. Of course, anybody would pay more attention to their watch if that uncomfortable piece of metal was up their ass for two years.
Fox News thinks a "new watergate" would be unlikely due to today's journalistic ethics regarding unnamed sources. In other news, apparently Fox News has journalistic ethics. Who knew?
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