Jonn Wood: Defective human, return to factory (mcity) wrote in metaquotes,
Jonn Wood: Defective human, return to factory

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Context: Character in a YIFF RP is mentioned as having "heated genetalia". Someone wonders if it means that he can shoot fire from it.

eiviiaru: My guess is that it's a cheap way to justify warm genitals on a cold-blooded creature, but it strikes me as overthinking the problem since everyone will assume they're warm anyway. I'm just trying to figure out how it works; does he have a tiny gnome-operated coal plant situated near his nether regions? Are they heated all the time, or just during playtime? Do the gnomes get hazard pay for really acrobatic stuff?

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