dee_emm has much to say...I find that altogether hilarious...
"Nooo! The sinister Bushman is restricting porn!"
"Fear not, young ones! They will tremble beneath the power of...PORNMAN!"
*dah-dun-dah!!!*
"Bushman! Prepare to face your doom!!!!"
"Hahaha! You will never stop me! We will rid the world of porn! Restriction Attack!"
"Nooo! Must...keep...moving!"
"And now for the coup de grace...Mass Destruction!"
"Aha! *leaps up and pushes Bushman off the building* Now I have you!"
"Yay! The Pornman saved the day! Thanks, Pornman!"
"Hahaha! I could never have done it without the power of the porn! Be good kids, and I'll be back next time!"
"Tomorrow...prepare for the invasion of the Porn00bs! Same time, same channel, same Pornman!"
"And remember kids, jacking off improves your eyesight!"
^ That is an unlikely, but possible, scenario. Man I'm a freak.
I wish Pornman was secretly an excellent lawyer, or politician, so that he could actually get rid of this ridiculous bill. But I'd settle for sensational murder schemes, if it came to that.
I was also thinking of Orgazmo!
It's been awhile since I've read that...looks like I need to do some catching up.
Thanks for the giggle!
However, it goes further than that. Did you know that certain things are illegal to depict in pornographic films? This outraged me when I read it. So much for freedom of speech, eh?
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/porn/prosecuting/ and in particular, http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/porn/interviews/sanchez.html (warning, the text is not altogether work-friendly, duh... it's porn-talk...)
It's a bit old, but still up-to-date legally. It just makes me sick.
*looks around...masturbates furiously*