WHERE IS MY MUSE?
I looked under the bed, behind the dryer, and in my backback. I made its favorite food: microwave kettle corn. But it's still missing and I'm starting to worry about it. What if it got lost? What if was kidnapped by a romance novelist?
Oh, darling, I'm sorry I called you a lazy, no-good hack. I didn't mean it, so please come back to me!