Another friend reccomended North Carolina as a place full of, as they put it 'gang and gun action'.
This is his reply:
"See? That'd be great! Tattooed pachucos with knife scars pedalling dope while the racist and corrupt Durham police looks the other way in a web of intrigue and corruption that goes from the trailer park to city hall!
But, y'know, what should I tell Adrienne? "Uh, let's move to Durham, 'cause I heard there's lots of crime." Not really a strong selling point. ;)"
Edited to fix a graveyard shift inspired screwup.