Banner ad from dumb Star Wars meme: "With E-Harmony I found the person my soul was looking for. Awwwwwww"
My response: "WTF? When did souls get the idea that they could just start wandering around without permission? Do I need to get a soul gate to keep it locked in the yard of the body? Wait, how will I even notice when my soul is gone?"
So, if you see my soul lurking on dating sites, tell it to get back here and give me spiritual comfort or whatever else it does. If it knows about the legal system of Costa Rica, bonus!