Second, my parents are watching Episode 3 right now (yes, the Russian one), and it's like the story of the five blind men describing an elephant.
Mum: *pointing Palpatine* Hey, isn't that the one who'll become the Black... Black... Oh, you know the one who tried to turn Luke to the um, Black.... uh... Black Widow?
Me: What the--
Dad: Dark Side lah woman!
Mum: Same la what! Dua-dua gelap! [both are dark]
Me: *howls with laughter*