Mommy: Come on, baby, let's go!
Munchkin: *dawdles, ignores Mommy, looks at shiny things*
Me: *gets behind Munchkin* Hey, baby, I'm gonna get you if you don't go with Mommy!
Munchkin: Ehhhh! *scampers away, goes with Mommy*
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