I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet (likelystory) wrote in metaquotes,
I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet
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bighooves, in the comments to this customers_suck post about dirty gas station bathrooms...


Movie theatre bathrooms are a close second. I've had times when I really needed to go, and the restroom has been empty, and it goes a little something like this:
Toilet 1: Looks like somebody did a few yoga moves whilst pissing.
Toilet 2: Spontaneous abortion, complete with multiple used tampons.
Toilet 3: OMFG-I-can't-touch-the-seat-so-lets-pile-5000-sheets-of-TP-on-it-and-leave-it!!
Toilet 4: Clean, with small spot of pee on the seat.
Me: I'LL TAKE IT!

Women are so gross
 >.< 
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