teika (teika) wrote in metaquotes,

From jadian on drunk nights after exams:

Fast forward seven hours later to 3am, with Dan lecturing Bruce (unconcious) and me (sitting on Bruce's bed watching Southpark reruns) about what makes a really good martini. Dan had an amazing store of sweeping arm gestures and used a variety of props to indicate the martini glass, the gin, the olive, and the little sword that goes through the olive. One hopes he never loses his hearing and goes deaf; the deaf community wouldn't be able to handle the noise of those arm gestures. It's probably like yelling in sign language: YOU TAKE THE MARTINI AND SHAKE IT UP BEFORE PUTTING IT IN THE OH FUCK I DROPPED THE GLASS.

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