Moonaloon (moondroplette) wrote in metaquotes,
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auntiec in a discussion with her 50some-yr-old mother, who is considering ditching the farm and moving somewhere a little more urban.

Since she lives in the middle of nowhere over an hour away from the city/her family/her friends right now, she always goes on about how great it would be to be all bohemian and live in the middle of everything. So, conversation went as follows:

Mom: Just think, if we bought that building I could walk a block in any direction and get a cup of coffee, lunch, a tattoo...
Me: ... A dildo.
Mom: Seriously? That porn store is still there?
Me: Sure is.
Mom: FUCKING SWEET


http://www.livejournal.com/users/auntiec/167397.html
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