Since she lives in the middle of nowhere over an hour away from the city/her family/her friends right now, she always goes on about how great it would be to be all bohemian and live in the middle of everything. So, conversation went as follows:
Mom: Just think, if we bought that building I could walk a block in any direction and get a cup of coffee, lunch, a tattoo...
Me: ... A dildo.
Mom: Seriously? That porn store is still there?
Me: Sure is.
Mom: FUCKING SWEET