Another of my friends (and I'll keep this way vague, so you can't guess) used to be romantically interested in a certain person. I always hated Friend's crush. However, Friend A just found out that Crush B had a one night stand with Random Slut C...and got a horrible STD. AHAHAHA! I think I just shat my pants from laughing. But hey, a soiled pair of pants are a one-afternoon clean-up project, while herpes is forever. Like a diamond. A diamond that burns when they pee. AHAHAHAHA The Herp!