And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

Twofer, unrelated :)

And then there's this unspeakable ASSCLOWN who is DOMINATING WAY TOO MUCH OF THE MEDIA and H.G. Wells is being RAPED IN THE EAR by the conflation of a DOZEN MEDIA COMESHOTS which are splattered all over the viewing public. Christ, between this and the MJ thing, I want to retire from the shrieking spasming whining goddamn jelly that is pop culture.

I will be with the past, in Lindsay Lohan's discarded breasts.

-- adjectivegirl (full post with good points made here

My fan letter for Kevin Smith would be: "Dear Kevin, you wrote Quiver, which was awesome and referenced Sandman and created Mia Dearden and made use of iambic pentameter, and you made Dogma, which was double-awesome and had Alanis and Salma as heavenly beings and Ben and Matt as fallen angels, so I think this means I have to marry you now, only you already have a wife, one who allows you to take softcore photos of her dressed up like Lois Lane and also to name your child after a Batman villain, so I guess you pretty much win at life completely. Plus you got to see Revenge of the Sith before us mere mortals. Go you and your bearded self! Love, Me."

-- sharpest_rose

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