beetlebomb (beetlebomb) wrote in metaquotes,
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Take my Uterus, PUH-LEEEEEEEEZE!!! X-#

From sheena_j

Free to good home: one(1) uterus.
Never used.
In good condition, for about five more minutes before I claw the little bastard out with a fork. Hurry now for best offer, usually these things cost thousands on the black market!
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