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I'm half-doomed and you're semi-sweet
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On customers_suck, whysperingwynd posts a "List of Dumbass Questions She Wishes Customers Would Stop Asking."

4a. Why is the price so high?
Because you touch yourself at night.

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9. Do you sell VHS movies/coaxial cables/cardboard overalls/power tools?
...Helloooooo. Office supplies. Lipstick is not an office supply. No, not even if you're wearing it while you blow your boss.
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