the creature from the blog lagoon (ishyface) wrote in metaquotes,
the creature from the blog lagoon
ishyface
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  • Mood: I love that she's my sister.
  • Music: The Distillers- Gypsy Rose Lee
Was looking intently at baaaaabyanimals and squealing to little kitten-loving heart's content. Saw duckies! Baaaaaby duckies! Sang song!

Six little ducks that I once knew, fat ones, skinny ones, fair ones too...

Etcetera.

Had to pee. Realised in baffroom that "ducks" sounds lots like "sluts". Giggled 'cause I said a bad word. Wrote parody.

Six little sluts that I once knew,
Fat ones, skinny ones, fair ones too.
But the one little slut with the hundred in her rack,
She lead the others to the crack! Crack! Crack!
Crack! Crack! Crack!
Crack! Crack! Crack!
She lead the others to the crack! Crack! Crack!

*brainzded*

- redheaded_itch
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