amusedSomeone crossposted a very explicit, very kinky personal ad in a community which does not allow personal ads.
hitchhiker got bardic on his ass over in 
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Bondage (light)
Bondage (heavy, day-and-night)
Masturbation, penetration
The occasional hard bite
Being lent
Getting laid
Chores and serving as a maid
Exhibitionism, beating
Controlled bathroom use and eating
Cattle prods! Anal play
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And of course I would require you to shave
If that sounds good to you
Come on and join the queue
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