Things like this crack me up. "Detroit is horrible...oh god, somebody just nuke it off the face of the planet before it spreads!!" ...and then articles like this come out..."despite being absolutely HUGE, the residents don't seem to display any of the usual unpleasant side effects of obesity. Scientists are BAFFLED." Mwah ha ha...what they don't realize is that all the violence, grime and god-only-knows-what in the Detroit river are breeding a super-human race of gigantic, blob-like people with no need for their arteries. It's evolution right before our eyes! -
Only Michiganders understand why Detroit is still lovable.
Things like this crack me up. "Detroit is horrible...oh god, somebody just nuke it off the face of the planet before it spreads!!" ...and then articles like this come out..."despite being absolutely HUGE, the residents don't seem to display any of the usual unpleasant side effects of obesity. Scientists are BAFFLED." Mwah ha ha...what they don't realize is that all the violence, grime and god-only-knows-what in the Detroit river are breeding a super-human race of gigantic, blob-like people with no need for their arteries. It's evolution right before our eyes! -
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fieryphoenix laments Superhero Privilege: I'm a little jealous of how their leader can run around in a sports bra, bulgy tights, and a…
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Remember all those Fanficrants about what your Avatar OC wasn't allowed to bend?
joe_pwnz_pete's warning about headcanons and assumption brought back such memories: People are salty that they made assumptions about…
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(Anonymous): I love the whole "contrasting dicks" thing as well. Like "the other man was thinner, but longer" Like why…
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fieryphoenix laments Superhero Privilege: I'm a little jealous of how their leader can run around in a sports bra, bulgy tights, and a…
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Remember all those Fanficrants about what your Avatar OC wasn't allowed to bend?
joe_pwnz_pete's warning about headcanons and assumption brought back such memories: People are salty that they made assumptions about…
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cue piano music
(Anonymous): I love the whole "contrasting dicks" thing as well. Like "the other man was thinner, but longer" Like why…