From afar, Katherine stares at the question in this thread. "What would the US stance be if Canada attacked Denmark?" ...I think it would be o_O. That's the US stance on Canada attacking Denmark.
Long distance to Katherine: Madison ROFL
You paged Katherine with 'Ok.'.
You paged Katherine with '1. Why the fuck would Canada attack Denmark? What is there in Denmark? Snow and Hamlet. We have lots of snow, and Hamlet is sexy but dead.'.
You paged Katherine with '2. Who the fuck would we attack them with? Our military is like three and a half old guys with two pointy sticks and a handful of rocks between them.'.