smarter than a speeding bullet (tronella) wrote in metaquotes,
smarter than a speeding bullet
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"In an attempt to keep my hair out of my eyes I recently invested in hair pins.

Me: Ah ha! Take this evil monster! *Stabs with hair pins*
Hair: Huh, what's this? Oh, a tiny piece of plastic and metal? YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US WITH THIS, PUNY MORTAL? Ha, I tell you HA. Huh. Ah. *chews up hair pin and spits it out*
Me: Uh oh...
Hair: *Eats face in vengeance*

Sigh."

-- enigma_o
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