Me: Ah ha! Take this evil monster! *Stabs with hair pins*
Hair: Huh, what's this? Oh, a tiny piece of plastic and metal? YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US WITH THIS, PUNY MORTAL? Ha, I tell you HA. Huh. Ah. *chews up hair pin and spits it out*
Me: Uh oh...
Hair: *Eats face in vengeance*