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Weather Report

A weather report for California, courtesy cadhla
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Water from sky?
Month = June. Yes/no? Yes.

June = summertime, and the livin' is easy. Yes/no? Yes.

Summer = that time of year when we bake and fry and work on our tans and the media tells us with all the solemnity of Moses coming down from the mountain that it's always sunny in California. Yes/no? Yes.

Here = California. Yes/no? Yes.

California = the Golden State, as in sun, as in sunshine, as in stuff that is not rain. Yes/no? Yes.

If all above = yes, then weather = ?

Weather = rain.

Rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain rain!

Rain!

Does not compute! Error! Who is driving? Bear is driving. How can this be?!?

...in other news, it's raining.
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