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On Java

In this post, where whisperingstorm and a fellow eljayer are discussing the hideousness of Java:

d00d: Java sucks.
SprivinTocipra: my prof would give us an assignment and leave.
SprivinTocipra: We had to figure it out ourselves.
d00d: I really am going to throw James Gosling out the window.
d00d: After I'm done with Brian Kernighan, Dennis Ritchie, and Ken Thompson.
d00d: And Linus Torvalds.
d00d: And Bill Joy.
d00d: So many bastards to choose from. Why not just shoot 'em all?
SprivinTocipra: Aren't enough bullets in the gun.
SprivinTocipra: The damage function returns a missing parameter.
d00d: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
SprivinTocipra: And you have to shoot them ALL OVER AGAIN.
d00d: Oh god.
d00d: HAHAHAHAHHAA.
d00d: HAHAHAHAHHA.
d00d: AHAHHAHHAHAHA.
SprivinTocipra: :D
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