At a glance, I thought the subject said "On the perils of flying 'couch'" And I thought to myself, "Flying couches?! Neat!" I think my brain needs sleep.
AT least yours was innocent... more proof I need my reading glasses when I see "On the penis of flying couch"
Ow.
Well, shouldn't flying couches be allowed to reproduce and pleasure one another?
Though, I expect being violated by a flying couch would be a scarring experience. Right up there with being abducted by aliens and watching Doctor Phil.
There are just some places one shouldn't put a flying couch...
How can you /not/? I mean, you're supposed to sit on the couch. *eyes hers* I bet it looooves the buttseckz and has been quietly enjoying itself for years...